10 Reasons Why A Handgun Is Better Than A Woman
1. You can buy a silencer for your handgun.
2. You can trade a .44 for two .22's.
3. You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.
4. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be
impressed and let you try a few rounds with it.
5. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.
6. Your handgun will stay with you even if your are out of ammo.
7. Handguns function normally every day of the month.
8. A handgun won't ask, "Do these grips make me look fat?"
9. A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using
it.
10. You can have more than one handgun living in the same house
without having problems.
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