What I want in a man

 

What I Want in a Man, Original List  (age  22)
        

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In  good shape
7. Dresses with style
8.  Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful  surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover
        
What I Want in a Man, Revised  List  (age 32)
        
1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more  than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries  bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers  birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a  week
        
What I Want in a Man, Revised  List  (age 42)
1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out
occasionally
4.  Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of  jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the
furniture
7.  Wears shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9.  Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most  weekends
        
What I Want in a  Man, Revised List  (age 52)
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in  public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4.  Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't retell  the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on
weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and  fresh
underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some  weekends
        
What I Want in a  Man, Revised List  (age
62)
        
1. Doesn't  scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
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5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by  himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8.  Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend
        
What I Want in a Man, Revised List  (age 72)
1.  Breathing
2.   Doesn't miss the  toilet

 

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