His Mistress
A husband & wife were having dinner
at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over
to their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, and says she'll see
him later and walks away.
His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?"
"Oh", replies the husband, "She's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce."
"I can understand that," replies
her husband, "But remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping
trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no
more Roll Royce's in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is
yours."
Just then a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous girl
on his arm.
"Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.
"That's his mistress", says the husband
She replies, "Ours is prettier."
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