Visiting Grandma
A grandmother is giving
directions to her grown
grandson, who is coming to visit with his wife:
"You come to the front door of the apartment complex.
I am in apartment 14T. There is a big panel at the door.
With your elbow, push button 14T. I will buzz you in.
Come inside, the elevator is on the right.
Get
in, and with your elbow hit 14. When you get out I
am on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell."
"Grandma, that sounds easy, but why am I hitting all
these buttons with my elbow?"
"You're coming empty handed?"
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