This is Kinda Cute
You can always count on kids to be honest.
KIDS SAY THE HONEST-EST THINGS
When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year
old came into the room when I was just getting ready
to get into the shower. She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!"
I replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her
tummy."
"I know," she replied, "but what is growing in your bottom?"
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IT'S A DOG'S LIFE
It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the
station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was
barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me.
"Is that a dog you got back there?" he asked.
"It sure is," I replied.
Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van.
Finally he said, "What'd he do?"
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WHY WE LOVE CHILDREN
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later....
"Da-ad...."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later:"Da-aaaad....."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO!" If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"
Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad....."
'WHAT!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"
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One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was
tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn off the
light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep
with me tonight?"
The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."
A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy."
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Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Mrs.
Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the teacher
said, "Bobby, when I was a child, I was told that if I made ugly faces, it would freeze
and I would stay like that."
Bobby looked up and replied, "Well, Mrs. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."
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