The State Trooper
There was a middle aged guy who bought a brand new Mercedes convertible.
He took off down the road, flooring it up to 80 mph and enjoying the wind
blowing through what little hair he had left on his head.
"This is great," he thought and floored it some more. He looked in his
rear view mirror and there was a Pennsylvania State Trooper behind him, red and
blue lights flashing and siren blasting
"I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he floored
it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph.
Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing" and
pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the Trooper to catch
up with him.
The Trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the man.
"Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 30 minutes and today
is Friday the 13th." "If you can give me a reason why you were speeding
that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The man looked back at the Trooper and said, "Last week my wife ran off with a
State Trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back."
The State Trooper said, "Have a nice day!"
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