Father
A little boy got on a bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had
his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar
that way...The man, who was a priest, said: "I am a Father."...The little
boy replied: "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that."...
The priest looked up from his book and answered: "I am the Father of many."..
The boy said: "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way."... The priest getting impatient said: "I am the Father of hundreds," and went back to reading his book...
The little boy sat quietly .... but on leaving the bus he leaned over and said:
"Well, maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your collar."...
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Casket
A well known cardiologist died, and an elaborate funeral was planned.
A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The
heart then closed sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that
point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.
When confronted, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own
funeral.....I'm a gynaecologist."
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Viagra
Grandpa and Grandma were visiting the kids overnight when Grandpa found a bottle
of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet.
He asked the son about using one of the pills. "I don't think you should
take one," the son replied" they're very strong and very expensive."
How much?" asked Grandpa.
"$10.00 a pill," answered the son.
"I don't care," said Grandpa,
"I'd like to try one and I'll leave the money under your pillow as
soon as I break this $50.00 bill."
The next morning the son found $110.00 under his pillow. He said to
Grandpa, "I told you each pill was $10.00, not $110.00."
"I know," said Grandpa, the extra hundred is from Grandma."
2008