High Sex Drive
You're in remarkable shape for a man your age," said the doctor to the
eighty-year old man after the examination. "I know it," said the old
gentleman, "however, I've really got only one complaint. My sex drive is
too high. Got anything you can do for that, Doc?"
The doctor's mouth dropped open. "Your what?!" he gasped.
"My sex drive," said the old man. "It's too high, and I'd like to have
you lower it if you can."
"Lower it?!" exclaimed the doctor, still unable to believe what the
eighty-year old gentleman was saying.
"Just what do you consider 'high'?"
"Well, right now, it's pretty much all in my head, Doc," said the old
man, "and I'd like to have you lower it two or three feet if you can."
2012