The Cabbie and the nun
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop
staring at her.
She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but
I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and
have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about
everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find
offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1, you have to be single and
#2 you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!
"OK" the nun says "Pull into the next alley"
He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker
blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and
Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Fred and I'm on my way to a Halloween
party.
2023