LETTERS TO GOD FROM DOGS
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Dear God, How
come people love to smell flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Where
are their priorities?
* Dear God, When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch?
Or is it the same old story?
* Dear God, Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the jaguar, the
cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not one named
for a dog? How
often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! I know
every breed cannot have its own model, but it would be easy to rename the
Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler
Beagle!
* Dear God, Is it true that in Heaven, dining room tables have on-ramps?
*Dear God, When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get
in?
* Dear God, Are there dogs on other planets, or are we alone? I have been
howling at the moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the
beagle across the street!
* Dear God, Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to
apologize?
* Dear God, When my family eats dinner they always bless their food. But they
never bless mine. So, I've been wagging my tail extra fast when they fill my
bowl.
Have you noticed my own blessing?
* Dear God, I've always lived at the shelter and I have everything I need. But
many of the cats here have names and I don't. Could you give me a name please?
It would
be good for my self-esteem.
* Dear God, The new terrier I live with just wet on the Oriental rug and I
have a feeling my family might blame me 'cos they think I'm jealous of this
stupid dog. Since they have no sense of smell, how can I convince them I'm
innocent? Does Petsmart sell lie detectors?
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(From Pets' letters to God, Mark Bricklin [translator]
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