Church Bulletin Bloomers
These are actual clippings from church newspapers. It's amazing what
a little proof-reading would've prevented.
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Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at The Calvary Memorial Church in Racine.
Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
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Announcement in the church bulletin for a National PRAYER & FASTING
Conference:
"The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals."
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Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the school
recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
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The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a
conflict.
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The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water" The sermon tonight will be:
"Searching for Jesus"
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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir.
They need all the help they can get.
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The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing
"Break Forth into Joy."
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Don't let worry kill you - let the Church help.
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So
ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?"
Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoy sinning to
join the choir.
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Scouts are saving aluminium cans, bottles, and other items to be
recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
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Attend this meeting and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy
lunch.
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This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the park across
from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the
Church basement on Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this
tragedy.
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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church.
Please use the large double door at the side entrance.
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