The
Five percent
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally
behaviour that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to
Earth to check it out.
So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time. When he
returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and 5% are
not."
God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a second angel
to get another opinion."
So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time too.
Then the angel
returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true. The Earth is in decline; 95%
are misbehaving and 5% are being good."
God was not pleased. So He decided to E-mail the 5% that were good, because He
wanted to encourage them. Give them a little something to help them keep going.
Do you know what that E-mail said?
No?
..... I didn't get one either.
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