Letters to God
A nun asked her class to write notes to God. Here are some of the notes
the children handed in:
Dear God: I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset
You made on Tuesday. That was cool.
Dear God: Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones,
why don't You just keep the ones You have?
Dear God: Maybe Cain and Abel would not have killed each other so much if they
had their own rooms. That's what my Mom did for me and my brother.
Dear God: If You watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes.
Dear God: I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the
whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I'm having a hard time
loving all of them.
Dear God: In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You're
on vacation?
Dear God: Are You really invisible or is it just a trick?
Dear God: Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his
bowling words in the house?
Dear God: Did You mean for the Giraffe to look like that or was it an
accident?
Dear God: Who draws the lines around the countries?
Dear God: I went to this wedding and they kissed right in the church.
Is that okay?
Dear God: Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"?
Because if You did, then I'm going to get my brother good.
Dear God: Thank You for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a
puppy.
Dear God: Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before.
You can look it up.
Dear God: I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big, but not with
so much hair all over.
Dear God: You don't have to worry about me; I always look both ways.
Dear God: Of all the people who work for You I like Noah and David the
best.
Dear God: My brother told me about being born, but it doesn't sound
right. They're just kidding, aren't they?
Dear God: I would like to live 900 years just like the guy in the Bible.
Dear God: We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they said You
did it. So, I bet he stole Your idea.
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